Observations at Olive Garden in Sevierville, Tennessee

[Kay Thompson Fields]

 I am in an Olive Garden in Sevierville, Tennessee where a large number of folks are either Grossly Fat or Tatooed,Thin, Wild-Eyed Meth Afficandos.. This individual is alone and is eating (wolfing) Breadsticks, and the Fabulous Olive Garden salad that we all love so Well.. The waiter grated cheese on this salad for a very long time.. As if this salad does not have more calories than a Double Bacon Cheeseburger.. "Oh, all I had for lunch today was Soup and Salad" I just don"t understand why I can"t lose any weight.. "I make such Healthy Choices"..After his refill on breadsticks arrived and he had consumed the entire bowl of salad, the waiter presents his entrée. I am not sure exactly what it was,but it involved copious amounts of Pasta which he Shoveled in his cavernous maw with lighting speed.. The pasta actually hung from each side of his mouth.. I should have been revolted, but instead I was oddly fascinated.. It was almost hypnotic.. He ate for a long time,so there must have been a lot of this entrée..I am not certain of this,but I believe he enjoyed a diet soda with his lunch..The waiter arrived to remove the totally empty vessels and Recited the Desert Choices to Him.. The man paused and asked the waiter to come back in a few minutes so he could think about it and Then Decide. At that point I removed myself from this scene.. The suspense had overcome me.